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I’m Kat! Professional Storyteller & Neurodivergent Creative

Here to help you vanquish those story construction obstacles, slay that imposter syndrome clawing at the back of your brain & stomp boredom flat with heart-pounding Boys Love fiction. Join the Saga and choose your inbox obsession, whether it’s helpful advice to get your writing unstuck or my twice monthly newsletter featuring book recommendations & chapters of my ongoing magikal Dark Academia series ExSpelled to devour during your coffee break.

‘Let’s face it, we all want to be that writer speedily banging out words like they’re possessed by a muse. But sometimes we’re like, “Words. Words would be nice.”’ — Kat Vancil, “The dreaded Blank Page Syndrome”, The Storytellers Saga

The dreaded Blank Page Syndrome 😱

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 64 Well hello there, Reader! Right before we kicked off our bi-monthly D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) game this past Saturday, our friend asked me for some storytelling advice. “You’ve had writer’s block before, right? So how did you handle it?” She looked beyond frustrated and a bit defeated. But she’s far from alone in that regard. Because if you type “writer’s block” into Google you’ll get about 18,500,000 results. No joke. So clearly a huge amount of...
‘People too often focus on what they haven’t accomplished or achieved or what they haven’t created. They’re like a little mouse running on a wheel squeaking more, more, MORE!’ — Kat Vancil, “Are you currently floundering in project paralysis?”, The Storyt

Are you currently floundering in project paralysis? 😵‍💫

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 106 Well hello there, Reader, Last week, when I was upstairs folding laundry, (it’s a never-ending side quest 😩) our friend called. After a good 15 mins of her meandering through a wide array of topics, she finally ventured into what she really wanted to talk about. Her struggles with project paralysis. A struggle that I—and many other storytellers—have suffered from. One where you have too many great ideas and partially drafted stories. And you’re not...
‘You should try writing the book that delights YOU first. Then find the people who adore EXACTLY that.’ — Kat Vancil, “A goth girl living in a Barbie world”, The Storytellers Saga

A goth girl living in a Barbie world 👱🏻‍♀️💅

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 105 Well hello there, Reader, My cousin’s daughter is in her “Barbie Phase.” 💅 Which might make it seem like buying her the perfect birthday present would be easy. But you’d be dead wrong. Because not every doll-loving little girl is the same. In much the same way, not every goth is the same. Case in point, yours truly. I’m what is typically referred to as a “Happy Goth.” 90% of my clothing is black, I have the complexion of a sparkly vampire, and I own...
‘A Beach Read should require minimal mental effort to consume, making them ideal vacation reads. The sort of thing you could read while kids screech and splash in a pool, dogs bark on a scorching hot day, and fireworks explode in the near distance.’ — Kat

What the frisbee IS a beach read anyways? 🏖️📖

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 104 Walk into any big box store or small-town indie book shop from May to the last embers of August and you’ll find displays dedicated to the Beach Read, Reader. But what the frisbee IS a Beach Read? Well, the designator was first used as a marketing tool by publishers in the early 90s. Now it’s become so commonplace that, come May, the “Beach Read” is featured on the new release lists of every magazine and book site. Beach Reads are usually light,...
‘Does recasting a character from a classic story as queer heighten the emotional impact of the original? Not always, but it definitely CAN.’ — Kat Vancil, “But what if it was queer…?”, The Storytellers Saga

But what if it was queer…? 🤔 🏳️‍🌈

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 103 Fellow fairytale lover Liz Gotauco is quoted as saying, “Looking for gay characters in fairytales can feel like a fruitless endeavor.” Prince of Endless Tides By Ben Alderson And she’s not wrong. Though the sexuality of the authors of many fairytales and classics is constantly debated, what is plain to see is that fairytales and classics have a serious diversity problem. So how do we fix it, Reader? By adapting the stories to make them more queer...
‘When it comes to writing, you’re routinely told: “Write what you know.” But that advice can often be too vague to be helpful.’ — Kat Vancil, “THEY say ‘Write what you know’”, The Storytellers Saga

THEY say “Write what you know” ✍️

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 102 Lights. Curtain. Dancers, take your place. Cue music. This upcoming weekend will be a team effort as the 49th annual dance showcase of the studio I attend comes together. And if you’ve never performed on stage, Reader, here’s a small taste… It’s sequins and sweat. Runs in your tights and running to grab your prop in time to reenter the stage on cue. It’s bruises and bows. Ankle braces and applause for a job well done. It’s the exhilarating thrill of...
‘And isn’t that the most important thing about stories? To not only entertain us, but to help teach us something about ourselves along the way? To make us feel less alone. Less alien. Less…other.’ — Kat Vancil, “But which one DID she mean?”, The Storytell

But which one DID she mean? 🤔

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 101 Just after the pandemic, I was with a bunch of my dance classmates at a farewell dinner for a friend. We’d all had a great meal and were waiting to pay when one of them bemoaned 😭 “Ugh. I should have asked for his number.” “Whose number?” I asked. “The server.” “Which one? I can go ask for you,” I offered. You see, I’m already married and have zero ability to feel shame. She perked right up. “The hot one.” I looked around the burger restaurant...
‘Using micro-achievement rewards, a seemingly daunting task like “writing a novel” or “editing your book” instead becomes “write a thousand words today” or “edit 2 chapters.”’ — Kat Vancil, “Have you earned your brownie today?”, The Storytellers Saga

Have you earned your brownie today?

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 100 Well hello there, Reader! Last week, my husband baked a sheet of brownies for himself to use as rewards while redoing our downstairs bathroom. 🚽 It was a large task—the whole half-bath needed to be gutted right down to the cement foundation. But by breaking it up into small tasks (with a brownie reward), it’s something he can accomplish mostly on his own. Where’d he get the idea to do such a thing? Some self-help guru? A YouTuber? A genius...
‘A logline is basically that short 1-2 sentence Netflix-style pitch about your book you use for marketing materials.’ — Kat Vancil, “You’ll never guess what I found on my Portland adventure”, The Storytellers Saga

You’ll never guess what I found on my Portland adventure…

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 99 My last month has been a series of hotel rooms, hospitals, and airports between all my family members’ ill health, Reader. And on a recent adventure in Portland, we got stuck in traffic because of… The Cinco de Mayo festival (sponsored by Toyota!🛻). Protesters on the overpass. Then, well, who knows 🤷🏻♀️ the roads in Portland are like spaghetti 🍝 and we weren’t the only ones that seemed to be lost. But I really didn’t mind because one of my favorite...
‘NaNoWriMo isn’t the ONLY pen in the case. There are plenty of fun and welcoming writing communities out there.’ — Kat Vancil, “NaNo has gone the way of the dodo”, The Storytellers Saga

NaNo has gone the way of the dodo 🦤

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 98 Well hello there, Reader! Yes, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood storytelling Kat. Back in your inbox 📥 with more helpful advice 😸 Amidst all the chaos of mass protests and the dumbest president in history tariffing penguins 🐧 maybe you heard the other, other news this past month. You know, about National Novel Writing Month (and all of its companion challenges) being dead. Like super dead. 😵☠️🪦 If you read my post last fall, literally no one is...
‘Sometimes your story idea is too advanced for the skills you currently have. And that’s okay. It doesn’t mean you’re a bad writer. Or that you should give up.’ — Kat Vancil, “The most embarrassing thing ever!”, The Storytellers Saga

The most embarrassing thing ever! 😱

KAT VANCIL THE STORYTELLER'S SAGA QUEST 97 If you’ve ever been to the SF Bay Area, Reader, you know we have this thing called False Summer in March and April. The temp jumps up to the mid-80s, and we all have to break out the tank tops and fans for a few days. All of mine are generally from the Men's section of Target (or were). Mainly because they’re long and go up to my collar bone. And now that I think about it, they sorta remind me of the very first “big girl” swimsuit I ever had when I...

Here to help you vanquish those story construction obstacles, slay that imposter syndrome clawing at the back of your brain & stomp boredom flat with heart-pounding Boys Love fiction. Join the Saga and choose your inbox obsession, whether it’s helpful advice to get your writing unstuck or my twice monthly newsletter featuring book recommendations & chapters of my ongoing magikal Dark Academia series ExSpelled to devour during your coffee break.